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so i just had this dream where i was in a class at the end of the year, and the teacher wanted us to read kafka's metamorphosis. for some reason it wasn't even a full book, it was like a little pamphlet, and we were supposed to finish a test on it the next day we came to class, which was the last day of school. what we were supposed to do is read it in class, but i sat next to this teacher's pet that i haaaated and that always aggravated me, so i couldn't concentrate in the class. because of that, i asked if i could just borrow the book and read it at home over the weekend.
the teacher ended up being a librarian too, and we went to the library to see if we could find a copy for me to borrow since somehow i couldn't take the one from the class. while we were looking, i found you walking around with your arms FULL of books. i was jokingly like "are they all kafka?" AND THEY FUCKING WERE. i was like 'oh my god okay alex'. but you didn't have metamorphosis, so we went to look some more.
apparently there was only one copy, and to outright buy it would have been $4,000+ for some reason. so to borrow it you had to make a down payment and pay the full price if you lost it. because the teacher and i started to like each other over the course of the dream (we haaated each other at first), she let me borrow it for like $15.
the day is spent with me talking to the teacher, but then she has to handle customers, so i headed off to read. the first place i tried was too dark, and i was starting to get anxious, so i went to the front where there were more people.
and who is there but fucking dc douglas again. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK I'VE HAD A DREAM ABUT GETTING HIM TO SAY "IS BUTTER A COLOR" FOR YOU. this time i actually got him recorded saying it, but i was worried that the quality wasn't good, so i was trying to get to my car to get my professional mic (i have no fucking clue why it was in my car). then dream physics happened and we ended up in a real life overwatch game??
all i know is, by the end of it, he ended up as albert, and my book got damaged. and alex heard that albert fucked over a copy of metamorphosis and WENT ON A WARPATH. this is fucking hysterical to me, because she was literally chasing/stalking him around a mall and he was like, ducking in shops and changing clothes. also getting chased by the owners for STEALING CLOTHES BECAUSE YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN, CHANGE AND LEAVE WITHOUT PAYING.
at one point, there were those flatscreen tvs/led posters that advertised products, and alex fucking took control of every single one of them and broadcasted herself from the security room saying that anyone that finds albert wesker will basically be spared from the virus she was going to release. so she gets the entire fucking mall looking for him too and i can't even deal with how great this dream was.
the teacher ended up being a librarian too, and we went to the library to see if we could find a copy for me to borrow since somehow i couldn't take the one from the class. while we were looking, i found you walking around with your arms FULL of books. i was jokingly like "are they all kafka?" AND THEY FUCKING WERE. i was like 'oh my god okay alex'. but you didn't have metamorphosis, so we went to look some more.
apparently there was only one copy, and to outright buy it would have been $4,000+ for some reason. so to borrow it you had to make a down payment and pay the full price if you lost it. because the teacher and i started to like each other over the course of the dream (we haaated each other at first), she let me borrow it for like $15.
the day is spent with me talking to the teacher, but then she has to handle customers, so i headed off to read. the first place i tried was too dark, and i was starting to get anxious, so i went to the front where there were more people.
and who is there but fucking dc douglas again. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK I'VE HAD A DREAM ABUT GETTING HIM TO SAY "IS BUTTER A COLOR" FOR YOU. this time i actually got him recorded saying it, but i was worried that the quality wasn't good, so i was trying to get to my car to get my professional mic (i have no fucking clue why it was in my car). then dream physics happened and we ended up in a real life overwatch game??
all i know is, by the end of it, he ended up as albert, and my book got damaged. and alex heard that albert fucked over a copy of metamorphosis and WENT ON A WARPATH. this is fucking hysterical to me, because she was literally chasing/stalking him around a mall and he was like, ducking in shops and changing clothes. also getting chased by the owners for STEALING CLOTHES BECAUSE YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN, CHANGE AND LEAVE WITHOUT PAYING.
at one point, there were those flatscreen tvs/led posters that advertised products, and alex fucking took control of every single one of them and broadcasted herself from the security room saying that anyone that finds albert wesker will basically be spared from the virus she was going to release. so she gets the entire fucking mall looking for him too and i can't even deal with how great this dream was.
